January 31, 2012

So my mom is a hypocrite health freak.

But I love her methods, and here’s why:

I am NOT a health freak.

Her version of strawberry smoothie goes as follows:

-3/4 can of condensed milk

-5 scoops of vanilla ice cream

-bowl full of crushed ice

and

-a smattering of halved strawberries

Needless to say, it’s delicious!

Fruit can be deceptively unhealthy, especially when it’s covered in sugar.

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January 31, 2012

swamiswampy:

Tchaikovsky-Waltz of the Snowflakes 

January 31, 2012

You tell me, trivial pursuit…

You tell me, trivial pursuit…

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January 31, 2012
llbunbaoll:

tastefullyoffensive:

Guys who own cats

Hey! I think that’s Gilgamesh! Art History is paying off…

LMAO! I loved that class! Too bad I can’t remember any of it. Gilgamesh was that crazy King?

llbunbaoll:

tastefullyoffensive:

Guys who own cats

Hey! I think that’s Gilgamesh! Art History is paying off…

LMAO! I loved that class! Too bad I can’t remember any of it. Gilgamesh was that crazy King?

January 31, 2012

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January 31, 2012

weasleylove:

i’ve never loved someone more than i love seth cohen

The sweetest boyfriend in the entire TV series universe.

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January 31, 2012
"After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning and company doesn’t mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts and presents aren’t promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child, and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure… that you really are strong, and you really do have worth."

Veronica A. Shoffstall (via paulzii)

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January 31, 2012

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January 31, 2012

Scumbag Genetics

Scumbag Genetics

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January 31, 2012

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