Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary...– unknown (via zimas)
Stuff Angry Grad Students Say
historicity-was-already-taken: “I’m gonna go rogue and publish on a popular press with no peer review process HOW U LIKE ME NOW”
cleverstarkidurl: when people complain about great gatsby spoilers THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
Kingsley: We're very Hufflepuff here, wouldn't you be happier in Slytherin?
JP: I'm not a fucking witch, Kingsley!
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
humanisticscience: uprightbipedalist: Start double-tagging all our anthropology posts with both spellings so that all the girls on the anthropologie tag will come to understand. Seriously, it’ll only take a week of bones, chimp butts, and questions like “how do I get the remaining flesh off this deer skull?” before they start to respect the difference… FOR SCIENCE
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
History teaches everthing including the future.– Alphonse de Lamartine (via whatwouldthomasjeffersondo)
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
rodneykong: you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back
The Incredible Power Of Concentration - Miyoko... →
candeenafly: There are no words to describe Miyoko Shida’s performance for the Spanish TV program “TÃº SÃ Que Vales” (“You Can Do It”). If there were one word it’d simply be, balance. Actually, physics. Either way, this woman displays the powers of both philosophy and physics. Be one with the universe, bitches.
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
allyson-wonderlnd: kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
electric-bard: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: crispychocolate: serkret: god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class my group is doing the very hungry hitler OH MY GOD so hitler took poland but he was still hungry It’s even more hilarious when you read that last part...