sunshyiine: i just listened to lana del rey for the first time and idgi I only like the beats, how about that? lol Cause honestly I don’t know how “You like your girls insane” fits into the song, but whatever.
So my mom is a hypocrite health freak. But I love her methods, and here’s why: I am NOT a health freak. Her version of strawberry smoothie goes as follows: -3/4 can of condensed milk -5 scoops of vanilla ice cream -bowl full of crushed ice and -a smattering of halved strawberries Needless to say, it’s delicious! Fruit can be deceptively unhealthy, especially when it’s...
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and...– Veronica A. Shoffstall (via paulzii)
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
Note to self: Dont EVER be a probation worker.
goldandleather: tyleroakley: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy. WOW.
That depressing moment when you realize you need a bigger planner.