thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Christian Conservatives go all out to sneakily pray for Obama’s untimely demise.

• Anti-same sex marriage legislation in Texas may nullify all unions.

• Xenophon takes on Xenu.

• Ric Flair fake-sucker punches Hulk Hogan to usher in comeback. In related news, Sgt. Slaughter beats up the corpse of Kerry Von Erich to emphasize how utterly ridiculous pro-wrestling has gotten.

• Police: Robber’s ugliness makes him an easy target.

• Some people collect stamps; others play golf. This man’s hobby? Impersonating a fugitive to see if police would notice.

• Paging Chris Farley: Bumbling ninja tries to leap over fence, gets impaled.

• Old and Busted: Cuddle parties. New Hotness: Preemptive wakes.

• I, for one, welcome our new car door-opening lion overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Dennis Cole, Felony Squad’s Detective Jim Briggs, dead at 69.

• Lunch List: Top 10 Things You Should Never Discuss Online.

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    I thought there wasn’t anything wrong…. Until I saw the red ribbon…. Then I died LMAO.

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    Tastes like Homo.

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    I bet it tastes FABULOUS!

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    (idiosyncrasies |...Haha, what exactly does Homo taste like?

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